Narcissic Old People and My Battle with Poseidon

I have to name my dreams so I can remember them until I can type them up on my blog, so that's the title of this entry.

I had a dream that my dad and I were driving, and this old couple started ramming their car into ours. Then I got a bunch of emails from them, one of which said that they had planted explosive devices all over our house and were going to blow us up randomly. They would also blow us up if we tried to run away. I cried and asked my mom why anyone would do such a thing, and she replied that some people were narcissic and it was in their nature. So we lived in constant fear for a day. Then I woke up and told my mom I had a bad dream. I went back to sleep and the dream continued. I went to school from 8 to 10. Then I had a lunch break until 2, so I went back home. I was looking for the explosive devices. I found them. They were like straws filled with gun powder. I gathered them up. The old people knew I had found them because they were watching our house. They told us we couldn't let go of the straws and if we did, they would blow us up. They said they wouldn't kill us until after I got back from school. My mom was at work. I suddenly got an idea how to get away. I told my dad to throw all the straws in the fire. They would explode, but we would run out of the house before it could kill us. I pulled my runnning shoes on, grabbed my clarinet, wallet, and iPod, and fled with my dad. I wanted to run to KK's house, but we never made it. We got to this big field with scattered oaks. There was a pregnant woman. She said she was so happy to have her fourth child. I wanted to cry because I knew the old people would be after her next. I think I went to school because the last thing I remember is asking Peabody if I could live in the band room.

I can barely remember my other dream, but it was like I did this dance/fight on a big blue jellylike thing to classical music. A Samurai was chasing me with a bo staff. I had defeated him once before, but it didn't count because I was in my parent's bedroom the first time and no one saw it. So we had to go to this arena with these two judges to watch the fight. Then I would become a Samurai too. I think the blue thing we were standing on was Poseidon. It was like a jellyfish. It was like the diva in 'The Fifth Element". You know, the blue lady with the stones in her? Like that. Weird.

That's about it. STAR testing this week in school. The only question I'm really stumped on is "If sinsquaredX is one third, what is tanX?" Everyone's all, "Sin over Cos is Tan" but I don't know.

Whatever. ttyl!