I'm a madwoman

Wow, I couldn't stop laughing when I wrote this secret encoded message. I don't know if KK will let me turn it in, but it's hilarious! See if you can figure out the coding, or at least see if you can figure it out grammatically. You see, it's really weird and it took me a while to figure out what I was saying. Here it is: (btw, it's for Mr. Knapp, an added paragraph at the end of our assignment we were assigned because we opted out of sex-ed)

We hope, personally, you find that this single assignment is a very slight subject, specifically produced, aimed, questioned at, for us now. We once were but two children of this, the class few constantly who will choose to not, instead to actively participate here, in this, your own class room, and while we were, were mentally punished ourselves for our wanting life to stop, save only our righteous sanity. A while before, those now who do, did not participate here, were never rewarded and with very many quiet afternoons bereft of your entertainment while we never were ever forced here to quickly work awhile on even a little, silly, stupid paper, not without many, any, several resources which for only our to use here. We must thank especially you most sincerely.

Haven't figured it out? Read every other word :) ttyl!

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